[ give you a baby ]

We have the pregnancy and pregnant smut meme, but this meme is for the act of impregnation, which is a kink in and of itself, especially when lots of focus is given to in through narration and dialogue. And of course it's a versatile kink, lending itself well to consensual, vanilla, non-con, and many many other things. And there's mpreg, too!

Let's cut to the chase: this is a meme about impregnation, whether it's the doing or the getting. There are prompts for all tastes, even those who just enjoy the idea and not the reality.

HOW?

* Comment with your character, preferences, and anything else. Also include if you want your character to be doing the impregnating or want to be the one impregnated.
* Remember, this meme is focused on impregnation. Play the act itself up!
* Obviously this meme allows for mpreg and f/f preg too.
* Comment to others.
* Be respectful of others.

( prompts )

sarabi posting in

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shipping picture prompts

o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

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the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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ｕｎｓｅｎｔｔｅｘｔｓ

① comment with your character.
② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent.
③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy.
④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep.

check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

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The Interrogation Meme

Your crimes were unspeakable, your lies were outnumbered, but finally you've been caught.
They bring you in, sit you down, and chain you up. No matter what power you have, no matter
how strong you are, you're not going anywhere so get comfy.
It's going to be a long night.

Rules
1. Post with your character, canon, and any prefs (captive vs interrogator)
2. Tag around to other characters.
3. Roll. Or don't.
3. Go forth and be horrible.

RNG OPTIONS

1. Truth serum
You know this person isn't going to speak easy but you've got a surprise for them. This serum aught to loosen their lips a little.

2. Torture
The old fashion way might work best for this particular fellow. How about those nail screws?

3. Bargain
You've got something they really want, or really need. If they fess up, if they tell the truth of the matter, they'll get it.

4. Black mail
So, remember that night about ten years ago...? You know something they don't want the rest of the world to know and you're going to use it.

5. Seduction
Just because they're in chains on a chair doesn't mean you two can't have a little fun, right? Might be even more fun, come to think about it.

6. Leverage
Whether it's love, drugs, or something else -- it's hanging above your head. You're craving, aren't you? Or maybe that someone special is in danger if you don't spill.

7. WILDCARD
BECAUSE GIRAFFE.

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FATED FOR WORSE

BAD

There is someone in this world made for you.

That is what everyone says, anyway.

Somewhere, there is a person whose soul fits yours: someone written into you before you ever met, waiting at the other end of whatever thread, mark, dream, scar, or old piece of magic proves that neither of you was ever entirely your own.

Sometimes, finding them is wonderful.

Other times, you look into the face of the person fate chose for you and realize that something has gone terribly wrong.

They're your enemy. They're cruel. They're afraid of you, or you are afraid of them. One of you loves somebody else. Perhaps you already tried to make it work and learned, the difficult way, exactly how much damage two people can do when everyone keeps insisting they belong together.

You can leave.

The mark remains.

WORSE

Then the bond begins to hurt.

Perhaps it always did, and nobody thought that part worth mentioning.

Your soulmate bleeds, and you wake with blood beneath your fingernails. Roots may be curling around bone before you even know they are there. A healthy tooth comes loose over breakfast. At odd hours, your pulse catches on a rhythm that isn't yours.

Distance can make you sick. Proximity may do stranger things.

Whatever lives in the bond has decided the two of you belong together.

Your body agrees.

HOW TO PLAY

Comment with your character, canon, preferences, and whatever soulmate rules apply.
Roll from BAD for a wrong, unwanted, or doomed match; roll from WORSE for the physical horror of the bond; or choose from both.
Roll from WHAT NOW? if you want an immediate scene.
Play the horror anywhere from unsettling to grotesque according to everyone's limits.
Soulmate bonds may be romantic, platonic, familial, or something harder to define.
Thread!

( BAD: what's wrong with the match? )

CONTENT WARNING: body horror, involuntary bodily changes, blood, injury, decay, and other potentially graphic soulmate-bond effects.

( WORSE: body horror / what does the bond do? ) ( WHAT NOW? )

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WHAT'S THEIR TYPE?

Everybody has a type. At least, everybody thinks everybody else has a type.

Look at the character above you. Who do they look like they'd fall for? Someone sweet? Someone dangerous? Someone who could put up with them? Someone who absolutely shouldn't?

Your character might have a good eye for these things. They might be describing themselves without realizing it.

Go on. Tell them who they ought to be dating.

( HOW TO PLAY )

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BEDFELLOWS

There's a lot that can happen in a bed before anybody gets any sleep. People come looking for company. They tell secrets with the lights out. They wake up beside someone they weren't expecting, or find themselves wishing the person beside them would stay another night.

Pull back the covers. Make room.

How to Play

Comment with your character and preferences.
Tag others with an emoji to request a starter.
Choose your sleeping arrangements and thread.

( pull back the covers )

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FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist

You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

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It's late. Like, 3 AM late. You're hungry as fuck, but nothing is open.

Except Denny's.

RULES

1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why the hell you'd do this to yourself.
3. Okay, you have no excuse to be here because Denny's is doing delivery now. This is the age we live in. Denny's delivers. Dear god.

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A QUESTION FOR A QUESTION
YOU MAY KNOW EACH OTHER ALREADY - OR YOU MAY NOT. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, YOU'RE NOW PASSING THE TIME ASKING EACH OTHER QUESTIONS. IT'S A GAME! A QUESTION FOR A QUESTION. YOU START OFF ASKING YOUR OPPONENT A QUESTION OF CHOICE AND IF THEY ANSWER IT, THEY'RE ALLOWED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION IN TURN. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE, ONLY AS LONG AS YOU ANSWER THE OTHER PERSON'S QUESTIONS ARE YOU ALLOWED TO ASK QUESTIONS YOURSELF, BUT THERE IS NO EXPECTATION OF TRUTHFULNESS HERE, LIE IF YOU MUST OR WANT, JUST KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING.

How to play -

1. Comment with your character's name, fandom and preference.
2. If you want, leave a question in the comment field that your character is asking their opponent. Or don't. I'm not the cops.
3. Pick other characters to question and have fun!

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high school au meme
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the forbidden
meme

The rules were perfectly clear. Whoever wrote them never accounted for the two of you.

how to play

Comment with your character and preferences.
Tag around and choose or roll 1–16.
Establish the rule and what breaking it could cost.

( Break the rules. )

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THE TOO

CLOSE MEME

You're very close.

Closer than normal. Closer than polite, probably.

A crowded room will do it. So will a secret that can't be overheard. Or one of you takes a step forward and the other never bothers taking one back.

DIRECTIONS

Comment with your character.
Reply to others and roll 1–16, or choose.
Thread!

WHY ARE YOU THIS CLOSE?

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the random
scenario meme

comment with your character.
respond to others
lbr — no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
have a grand ol' time

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The Midnight Texting Meme

It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? ~~Do they need help hiding a body???~~ Pick up your phone and find out!

Rules:

● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed
● Tag others
● Have fun!

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the betrothal meme

Your marriage has been promised. How much say you had in it depends on who's telling the story.

Either way, the machinery has started. Your name sits next to someone else's now. People speak about your future as if the two of you have always been in the same story, and the ending is already on file. Somewhere out there is a person you've met twice, or never, who's been informed by several calm adults that they'll be spending the rest of their life with you.

The vows are still ahead. There's time to get acquainted, to find out exactly what you've each been promised, and to ask each other what you actually want.

HOW TO PLAY

Drop in with your character and preferences.
Choose a number or roll 1–27 for prompts.
Set the scene and thread.

( the vows are still ahead )

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A Bloody Meeting

Most people meet over something less intimate than blood loss. But you always have to be special, don't you?

Today, the first thing you learn about this stranger is how much of their weight you can hold when their legs are about to give out. An introduction like this could never have slithered out of the mind of some schmaltzy Hollywood director. Forget about a meet-cute. Think trauma surgeon with buckets of fake blood from Spirit Halloween. Are you squeamish? Hope not.

HOW TO PLAY

Reply with your character, hard limits, and preferred role.

Break out the first aid kit.

PROMPTS

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THE ❝FIRST TIME❞ MEME

RULES!
♥ Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom.
♥ When replying, RNG for a number between 1 and 7. The number you get corresponds with the kind of "first time" sex you're having
♥ Go from there! The sky's the limit.

THE LIST!

01] Romantic | You waited and waited and waited for the right moment to take this final step with your partner, and it really paid off; neither of you can imagine this night (or day!) to be any better than it is right now.

02] The Only Time | You know somewhere in your heart that you won't be getting a second chance for this. The relationship is forbidden, or they're moving away, or you're moving away, or something is tearing this relationship apart, and that may be the last thing you want.

03] Set-Up | ... Oh. Well. Someone nudged you and this other person together, the one that you may have loved or hated or been friends with your entire life. It isn't completely by choice, but it doesn't sound like that bad of an idea... Or maybe it does. Who knows?

04] Experience Difference | One of you knows exactly what to do, and the other doesn't! Maybe they're just a natural at this kind of thing... or maybe there's a thing or two they haven't told you yet.

05] Hesitant | One (or both) of you aren't quite sure if you're ready for this next big step... at the same time, you want this to happen, though the thought makes butterflies flutter around in the pit of your stomach.

06] Awkward | It feels like everything that can go wrong does go wrong. Relax? You can't relax! This is s-s-s-s-sex-- oh, boy, there's another mistake.

07] Wildcard | This is the "other" option. Choose any of the above or create your own!

[credit goes to

connikebox]